Mad Hatter (film)

Mad Hatter is MudflapThe's idea for a villain film in the universe. Note: probably will not be the only one on this wiki.

Takes place before the canonical Man of Steel. Directed by Mark Zuckerberg and George Lucas. Produced by Michael Bay and rumored to be produced by J. J. Abrams.

Plot
Jervis Tetch was told he was a failure, so he goes way out of his way to succeed spectacularly.

After being pelted with stones by kids, threatened by gangsters, harassed by police, and told by his girlfriend that he is worthless, for the remainder of the day Jervis concocts a plan in his small bedroom, spilling his anger into the plan. He becomes so obsessed with his plan that the next day he skipped work, and was badgered by Fiona, his girlfriend, for skipping work. He snaps at her and she is surprised by his frantic anger that she asks if he wants tea, and Jervis kisses her in response. Fiona goes to the kitchen to make tea, and there is a knock on the door. Fiona answers and a guy named Agent Paul asks for Tetch.

Tetch and Paul have a talk after meeting, and Paul tells him that he can help him with his problems with the Gotham police. Tetch says he can not be helped, but Paul tells him that he at least needs inspiration, so Paul gives Tetch a fancy green tophat. Tetch feels safe with the hat on, so he thanks Paul and asks to be left alone again. Paul leaves, and Fiona brings tea. Tetch asks Fiona for guns from her father, Sergeant Murray, and she refuses but he tells her it's important and that he knows of a way to finally pay the rent, so she says yes.

Jervis and Fiona kiss, make out, and have sex (off-screen).

Meanwhile, Howard Goodman, crime-boss in Gotham that runs a business selling drugs, humans, organs, and animals. He is seen smoking amongst a commotion of herding. He tells Baxter that Batman is nothing but trouble, and Baxter agrees. Goodman also talks about killing Tetch since Tetch never brings the lists on time. Baxter tells Goodman that Batman is the bigger problem and that kidnapping people close to him would help deal with Batman.

In a grand office, Harvey Dent is having fun with a lady. Roy Harper bursts in and tells Dent that Batman caught a guy and that Detective Mann is questioning him right now. Dent likes this news, so he tells Roy to have a threesome with him. Roy refuses and leaves.

Vicki Vale catches sight of Batman soaring through the streets on a grapple, and can't help but think of her time with him when she patched him up in a hotel room. A scary buff blond man grabs her and pulls her into an alley.

Joker and his gang then invade Goodman's gang (sudden scene change into chaos). The fight ends with Joker pointing a gun to Goodman, and Baxter then pledge fealty to the Joker. Joker seems to think Baxter is cool. Baxter and Joker then start talking about a grand heist. They lock Howard Goodman with Vicki Vale.

Vicki tells Howard that Batman will save her, but Howard is not too sure. He tells her that Batman is probably dead.

Batman is next seen fighting three people, and surprisingly Batman is having trouble with them, but he eventually wins. A hobo then comes by and asks for money from Batman. Batman decides he can lend a few dollars, but before he can the hobo gets blasted by several bullets. Batman dodges away and then hears Baby Face call his name. Batman says nothing, and tries to surprise Baby Face, but he fails and Baby Face slams Batman into the ground. Before Batman goes unconscious Baby Face tells him he is needed alive for now.

Back at Wayne Manor, Mick Mason decides he wants to help Batman, but Alfred reminds him that he does not want another Robin because of how torn he was after Dick Grayson's departure from life. Mick then says that a good sidekick knows when to disobey his boss. Alfred then says that a good sidekick knows he should not die disobeying their boss.

Jervis Tetch, now with guns, goes off to rob a store. He feels good with his hat on, but overall still nervous. Tetch then goes in, realizes no one is around, and then loots the cash register.

However, a man smacks him from behind and says that no one steals from Salty Hal, so Tetch fear-shoots him. Then a strange bloody man comes out from a shadowed part of the shop and starts stabbing Salty Hal repeatedly, which gushes out more blood than normal.

Tetch then flees with the money. When comes back home he goes to his bed and stares at the ceiling. The scene then cuts to him staring blankly at a wall in a nice looking office. A man asks him questions about why he’s feeling worse than usual. Tetch tells the therapist that it's just the same old occurrences, just more tiresome. The therapist asks if the mobsters have still been hounding him. Tetch then realizes that the monsters have stopped bothering him, and he is confused at first but then happy. He thanks the therapist and then leaves, despite the therapist calling him back. He goes home and kisses Fiona. Fiona is confused but happy that he is happy. Tetch even starts dancing, and gets dangerously close to knocking things over, which makes Fiona nervous but then gets her giggling. Tetch then falls over once, and Fiona gasps. She pulls him up and he is laughing the whole time. Fiona asks if he is mad, and he says he is, but mad with joy. He then tells her that he is also madly in love with her, and so Fiona decides that a happy Jervis is better than a depressed one, so they both dance, though Fiona tries to be careful.

Then Sergeant Murray bursts in and then asks for his guns back. Tetch then happily says that he'd like to keep them for longer, and the Sergeant says that he needs them or he dies, and Fiona realizes her dad is drunk. Tetch then just gives him some money, which for some reason calms the Sergeant. Sergeant Murray then leaves. Tetch then kisses Fiona then says that everything is looking better. Fiona smiles.

Cast

 * Jared Leto as Agent Paul and Joker
 * Chris Evans as Harvey Dent
 * Michael Reeves as Speedy
 * Jack Black as The Therapist
 * Vin Diesel as Sergeant Murray
 * Uncredited man as Batman
 * Mark Hamill as Howard Goodman
 * Harrison Ford as Jervis Tetch
 * Dan Harmon as Void Arkham
 * Sarah Goldberg as Vicki Vale
 * Zachary Pym Williams as Commissioner Loeb
 * Don Cheadle as Lucius Fox
 * Orville Wright as Baby Face
 * Casca as Unnamed Blond Man
 * George Wade Barnes as Detective Mann
 * Todd Howard as Dr. Psycho
 * Geoff Johns as Nameless Hobo
 * Doug Bowser as Salty Hal
 * Dan Wells as Cop 1
 * Howard Tayler as Cop 2
 * Tim Burton as Best Friend Arin
 * Uncredited Red-Haired Woman as Fiona Murray
 * Michael Bay as Baxter Drill
 * Michael Cera as Mick Mason
 * Uncredited Person as Alfred Pennyworth

Trivia

 * Jared Leto had to do scenes where his characters met each other, and several news articles claim that Mark Zuckerberg made it hard for him to act during those scenes.
 * In the comics, Commissioner Loeb is a villain, but in this movie he's an evidently good anti-villain.
 * In one scene two cops, played by Dan Wells and Howard Tayler, are hit by boots. The boots were actually made out of potato.
 * Salty Hal was almost a scrapped character, but then Mark Zuckerberg decided to have him die in the most bloody way.